Irresistible headline

[Jim the Moron]

"Naked people rampage through Missouri town, barking and showering in soda water"

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/ar ... 48578.html

Be truthful now. Can you resist reading this article? And no, it isn't an item from "The Onion."

[Jim the Moron]

'Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying"

https://www.timesofisrael.com/iran-accu ... ar-spying/

[lzzrdgrrl]

Oh hai........



Those towers are fascinating. Can I get closer look? I'm visiting...... from middle east. Want photo, show family at home......'>........

[neverfail]

Huh!

[Jim the Moron]

Oh hai........



Those towers are fascinating. Can I get closer look? I'm visiting...... from middle east. Want photo, show family at home......'>........

Nice scales . . .

[Jim the Moron]

Oh hai........



Those towers are fascinating. Can I get closer look? I'm visiting...... from middle east. Want photo, show family at home......'>........

Finally revealed - how Israel was able to locate those Iranian nuclear documents:

"What's in that room there? I'll let you rub my ventral scutes if you open the door . . ."

[Jim the Moron]

"Police stun man attempting to have sex with car's exhaust pipe"
http://foxnews.com/auto/2018/05/03/poli ... -pipe.html

Apparently it was consensual, so what's the big deal?