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Re: Plain Ole Humour

Post by Booklady » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:23 pm

A saucer of cream will do for me, thank you for your kindness.

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Re: Plain Ole Humour

Post by Doc » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:59 pm

Booklady wrote:
Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:23 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:
“"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros

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Re: Plain Ole Humour

Post by lzzrdgrrl » Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:48 pm

Spank me now.....><.......

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It's a no fill image so put it on any background you like.....:D........
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Re: Plain Ole Humour

Post by Doc » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:52 pm

Must have been an unusually high curb

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Re: Plain Ole Humour

Post by Doc » Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:00 am

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Re: Plain Ole Humour

Post by lzzrdgrrl » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:30 pm

"Twenty, twenty, code twenty dispatch...... officer, uh..... apparently in tree, requires assistance near PD local. Circumstance unspecified, uh, hey...... whats that?....."

http://www.newser.com/story/254751/cops ... _world_syn

https://www.cp24.com/news/toronto-cops- ... -1.3780477
The two were reportedly found in a police vehicle and at least one of them was brought to the hospital. Making the situation worse: an officer who responded to the scene slipped on ice and suffered a head injury in the process. The Toronto Star reports that some hours prior, a raid had been carried out on a nearby marijuana dispensary; it reports that it's unclear if the officers in question participated, but a source tells CBC News the edibles that were allegedly consumed were thought to have been taken during that raid. The officers have reportedly been suspended and will be investigated by the professional standards unit.


These stoned drug traffickers called 911 on themselves. He says it best, I can't improve on it.....;P........
Ayala-Dolitente: Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.
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Re: Plain Ole Humour

Post by Doc » Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:57 pm

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Pie rates of the carribean

Post by Doc » Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:17 pm

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Re: Plain Ole Humour

Post by lzzrdgrrl » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:13 pm

I have a certain notoriety among the lesser gods........

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Re: Plain Ole Humour

Post by lzzrdgrrl » Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:11 pm

Don't ever think of rhyming a word with 'orange'

Can't think of a couplet worthy of more cringe

Like getting your dauber caught in a door hinge

But as a stand up comedian you've started a l0l binge.....'>.......
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