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Post by lzzrdgrrl » Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:47 pm

Suez Canal Blockage Leaves Europe Without Garden Gnomes and Sex Toys
The Suez Canal getting blocked by a cargo ship has to be one of the biggest f***-ups in recent memory. The whole fiasco brought a good portion of global trade to a screeching halt.

With the canal clogged, ships carrying goods and materials couldn’t get to their destinations. As a result, people in countries around the world are now facing shortages with various things.
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Not a gnome or a dildo to be found. What a bleak, harsh reality we live in.,,,,, :cry: :cry: :cry: .......
https://www.oddee.com/suez-canal-blocka ... oys-58032/
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Post by lzzrdgrrl » Wed May 19, 2021 7:13 pm

Paltrow's Vagina-Scented Candle Explodes, Scaring Texas Man, Impressing Neighbors

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WARNING: BURN CANDLE WITHIN SIGHT. KEEP AWAY FROM THINGS THAT CATCH FIRE. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN AND PETS. TRIM WICK TO 1/8” BEFORE EVERY LIGHTING. PLACE ON A STABLE, HEAT RESISTANT SURFACE. KEEP WAX POOL FREE OF DEBRIS. DO NOT BURN FOR MORE THAN TWO HOURS AT A TIME. ALLOW GLASS TO COOL COMPLETELY BEFORE HANDLING.
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Post by Jim the Moron » Sun Aug 22, 2021 11:23 am

Man discovers ladybug living inside his colon

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Post by Doc » Sun Sep 05, 2021 5:08 pm

Biden’s Approval Rating Among CNN Employees Sinks To All-Time Low Of 98%
https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-appr ... -low-of-98
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