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Re: Irresistible headline

Post by Doc » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:05 pm

lzzrdgrrl wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:21 pm
There's a bird in my spinach. Bird in my spinach.......'>.........

'It Was The Yellow Beak That Gave It Away'

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https://start.att.net/news/read/article ... egory/news
That gives "strong to the finish" a whole new meaning.

So how much is a bird in the can worth compared to birds in the bushes?




Okay forget that. How 'bout..... Massive Huntsman Spider Eats A Possum In Front Of Horrified Ski Lodge Guest

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Re: Irresistible headline

Post by Doc » Fri Jun 28, 2019 11:34 am

What are the odds of all this happening at the same time?

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Re: Irresistible headline

Post by Jim the Moron » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:20 am

"Louisiana woman claims meth hidden inside her vagina is not hers"

https://breitbart.com/crime/2019/08/08/ ... -not-hers/

The mind boggles . . .

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Re: Irresistible headline

Post by Doc » Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:19 am

Jim the Moron wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:20 am
"Louisiana woman claims meth hidden inside her vagina is not hers"

https://breitbart.com/crime/2019/08/08/ ... -not-hers/

The mind boggles . . .
Did it have her name on it?

There should be a law requiring meth dealers and addicts to put their name on their meth to avoid situation like this. Make compliance mandatory. That should clear situations like this up. :roll:
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Re: Irresistible headline

Post by Jim the Moron » Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:10 pm

"Woman killed by rooster who pecked at her"

https://mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/wo ... o-19168038

Tragic. But the article doesn't mention any consequences for the rooster. Guess the jury is still out.

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Re: Irresistible headline

Post by Doc » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:42 am

Jim the Moron wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:10 pm
"Woman killed by rooster who pecked at her"

https://mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/wo ... o-19168038

Tragic. But the article doesn't mention any consequences for the rooster. Guess the jury is still out.
A real "man bites dog story" Usually it is the husband dying from hen pecking. :D
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Re: Irresistible headline

Post by Doc » Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:01 pm

https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-dis ... -accidents

Walmart Discontinues Auto Part Sales To Prevent Car Accidents
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Re: Irresistible headline

Post by Jim the Moron » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:19 pm

"Man Has Sex With Stuffed Animals At Target"

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/biza ... ted-642935

Olaf was assaulted, and he also dry-humped a unicorn . . .

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Post by Jim the Moron » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:22 pm

"Napoleon expert confesses to chopping up lover"
https://news.yahoo.com/russias-napoleon ... 45799.html

Found "with a backpack containing a woman's arms."

aux armes citoyens . . . (sorry about the pun) . . .-

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Re: Irresistible headline

Post by Doc » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:51 am

What can done about Canadian road rage?

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