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Post by Jim the Moron » Thu May 02, 2019 2:29 am

"Three-eyed snake found on highway near Australian city of Darwin"
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/wo ... n-11496958

Found "near Humpty Doo . . ." Well, of course.

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Post by lzzrdgrrl » Tue May 07, 2019 9:36 am



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Post by Doc » Tue May 07, 2019 2:48 pm

Russian beluga whale defects to Norway

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/wor ... 625389002/

I guess we can say he is a real life flipper
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Post by Jim the Moron » Wed May 08, 2019 5:51 am

"Exorcism . . . eviction of demons"

https://www.perthnow.com.au/lifestyle/e ... 2d0f3e2776

Now I'm beginning to understand the left's eagerness to cleanse Trump of his MAGA inclinations . . .

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Post by lzzrdgrrl » Wed May 08, 2019 8:13 pm

Couple Dies From The Plague After Eating Raw Rodent Kidney
It’s not the 14th century, but the plague is still a very real threat in certain parts of the world. Last week, a Mongolian couple died from the disease after eating the raw kidney of a marmot in Bayan-Ölgii province, which borders China and Russia. According to BBC News, the incident sparked a six-day quarantine in the region the couple was visiting before they died.
https://start.att.net/news/read/article ... /lifestyle
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Post by Jim the Moron » Thu May 09, 2019 6:20 am

"Monkey brutally beaten by rest of troop because he can't get erection any more"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... p-15019747

Seems as if Cornelius's salad days are over . . .

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Post by Jim the Moron » Sat May 18, 2019 10:32 am

"Austrians told to stop French kissing cows"

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9094938/a ... lth-fears/

Austrian officials continue to meddle in the private affairs of its citizens.

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Post by Jim the Moron » Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:47 am

"Sarasota Man Arrested, Found Naked In Chicken Coop"
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/06/06/p ... -new-york/

He was charged with "aggravated cruelty to animals," among other things. Chicken molesters deserve no less than 10-20 in the lockup. Pervert.

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