Award winning French Chef admitted his secret ingredient was sperms

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Award winning French Chef admitted his secret ingredient was sperms

Post by cassowary » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:21 am

:ugeek: Admission comes after customers diagnosed of heroes

Eek. I am not stepping into another French restaurant.
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Post by Jim the Moron » Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:29 am

This just in. It has been revealed that Monica Lewinsky has been employed as the official taster for this restaurant.

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Post by cassowary » Tue Sep 15, 2020 4:42 pm

Jim the Moron wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:29 am
This just in. It has been revealed that Monica Lewinsky has been employed as the official taster for this restaurant.
Hahaha. Is the restaurant still open? I thought it might be sued bankrupt by now.
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Re: Award winning French Chef admitted his secret ingredient was sperms

Post by cassowary » Tue Sep 15, 2020 4:43 pm

cassowary wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:21 am
:ugeek: Admission comes after customers diagnosed of heroes

Eek. I am not stepping into another French restaurant.
Oops sorry. Typo. Herpes not heroes. I hit the ‘O’ by mistake.
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Post by Alexis » Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:53 am

cassowary wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:21 am
:ugeek: Admission comes after customers diagnosed of heroes

Eek. I am not stepping into another French restaurant.
Those are interesting news. Here is the original source.

From that same source, working with the motto "News You Can Trust", we learn that:
- TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN
- ELDERLY COUPLE ACCIDENTALLY BURNS HOUSE DOWN DURING SEX GAME INVOLVING WW2 FLAMETHROWER
- MISSOURI PIG BROTHEL DISMANTLED DURING FBI RAID

Which are also interesting news, wouldn't you say :mrgreen: ?

That remins me of China's People's Daily in 2012 falling for The Onion's naming of Kim Jong Un as Sexiest Man Alive :D

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Post by cassowary » Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:34 am

Hahaha. Its fake news.
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Post by lzzrdgrrl » Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:13 am

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